There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

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What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

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there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

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a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

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What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

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Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

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Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

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What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

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Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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