- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock knock." "Come in."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

All of these jokes are about white people

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

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