- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

No it doesnt..

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

What do you do when a blonde takes the pin out of a grenade and throws it at you? Take cover as there is a person close to you wielding an active grenade.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

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