- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

Justin beiber comment if u get it

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

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