Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

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Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

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jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

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Ross.

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What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

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How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

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Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

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How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

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What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

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Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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How do you blindfold an asian? step 1: Fold your blindfold into a triangle step 2: Wrap blindfold around the head of the asian step 3: Tie the blindfold on the back of the asians head step 5: You forgot 4 step 6: Your finished step 4: Tighten the blindfold Now you know how to blindfold an asian ˜´??

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why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe, When he woke up one night he discovered with fright, That the friendly old neighbor from next door had broken into his house with a chain saw in an alcohol-induced murder attempt.

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A duck walks into a bar. The duck walks over to the bartender and orders a beer. "put it on my bill." he says. The bartender angrily grabs the duck and kicks him out of the bar, because the duck has done this many times, but has never once paid his bill to the bar. The duck is an alcoholic and is slowly ruining his relationship with his family.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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A man name Bill works 12 hours a day at a warehouse, almost everyday a week. It is a hard job but Bill does it to support his beautiful wife of many years. Bill thinks the long hard days are worth every moment he gets to spend with her. One night, after a hard day, he comes home to find another man in bed with his wife. Bill begins to sob and yell "I work 12 hours a day at a warehouse....." His wife yells back. "We already read this part, get to the punchline".

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What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

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why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

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Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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