- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Knock Knock! F*ck off

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

united we sit, cause we're fat

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

ever tried african food? they neither

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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