What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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