your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

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tea with milk?

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

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A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

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Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

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how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

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One afternoon, a man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my youngest son is gay." the man replies. "Wow that's bad buddy, I'll buy you the drink, on the house." Two weeks later, the same man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my second son is gay." the man replies. "Wow that's bad buddy, I'll buy you the drink, on the house." Two weeks later, the same man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my oldest son is gay." the man replies. "Doesn't anyone in your family like women?." the bartender asks. The man thinks about it. "Yeah, my wife."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. Oh.

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What happened to the baby bird? It fell out the nest

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Half life 3 confirmed

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Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

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You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

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Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

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I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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