- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

My dog barks when someones at the door.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

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