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Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

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What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

[Insert anti-joke here]

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

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