- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

your skull would make a nice pen holder

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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