- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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