- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

can you pass the soap?

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