- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

quantum physics?

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