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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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