What were the murderer's last words before he was put to death by electric chair? "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NNNNNFHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.................................................................................................................." He then defecated in his pants.

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A man was mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he look to see if something stuck in the blades. What did he pull out? Nothing, the gas ran out.

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Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

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Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

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A Mexican, a Chinese man, and a cowboy are on a plane. The plane is crashing, and they need to get rid of anything to make the plane lighter so thet can glide to safety. The cowboy throws out all of his boots and says we have to many of these. Then the Mexican throws out all of his taco shells and says we have to many of these. Then the Chinese man throws out the Mexican and says we have to many of these.(:

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Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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Men's rights

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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God is real.

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

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Two baby seals walk into a club.

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

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What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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