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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

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Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

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