Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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PENIS that is all

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What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

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Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

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Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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Knock Knock No solicitors

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Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

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