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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Colin is gay but toasters are not

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? DAM!

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

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