Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

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Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

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Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

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Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

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How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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