What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

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What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

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An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

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What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

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a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

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A house comes around the corner.

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(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

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Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

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A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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