- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

race-car = rac-ecar

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

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