How many fingers am i holding up? 4

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

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Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

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What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

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What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

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whats black and strange a paki

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

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What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

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What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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antijoke is the best website.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

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What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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