What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

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what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

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Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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who is really lanky? james cornish

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A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

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A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

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A man did not like this site

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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

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What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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