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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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