- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

What did the black guy get from his white girlfriend for valentines day? An HIV positive test result.

A bloke walked in to a bakers shop and asked for a loaf of bread. Certainly sir, said the assistant, white or brown?...it doesn't matter, answered the man, I've left my bike outside

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

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