So a blonde, brunete, and red head are all on the side of the road for prostitution. so a man walks up to the red head with money. she takes it and runs off. a man goes up to the bruenete and hands her money, but she also takes it and runs. so a man walks up to the blond with money and she says "wait...we get paid to do this?"

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A professor of literature asked me, "Young Sir, why are you burning those books?" I replied, "Because I need a fire to cremate the bones of your 3 sisters that I violently raped and murdered" He smirked in a witty and arrogant fashion, until raising his head and saying, "Bond, James Bond" He continued to massage his dick with his own pubic hairs before collapsing and dying

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what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

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what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

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why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

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Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

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What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

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A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

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Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

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Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

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Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

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A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

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a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

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