- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

All of these jokes are about white people

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

Women's Rights.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

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