- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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