Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

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Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

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Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

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A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

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What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

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A cat ran into the road...I hit it

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can probably lift more than 80 pounds

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greetings ZOE. WHAAA BANNANNAS ROCK MAH WORLD. WHY DID THE TRAIN CRASH? ....BECAUSE THE CONDUCTOR WAS A PIECE OF CHEESE! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. WELL LOVE YA CHICAS. PEACE AND BLESSINZ. SALUTATIONS, isabel.

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

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Kris- "Hey! Ask me if I'm a tree! Kait&Alyssa- ".....Are you a tree?...." Kris- "No.(:"

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A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

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Why did the Indian cross the road? Trail of Tears.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

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A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

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Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

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What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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