ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

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I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

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How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

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the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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