Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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Remember that part where Jesus gets angry at a fig three and kills it because it "was lazy" for refusing to grow figs at winter? Brother Jeez, that was kinda mean man! You know it was winter rite? Anti Joke or not, that part is funny, so if Jesus returns and wants you to make him a sammich you better go get that goddamn sammich!

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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a blind man walks into a wall

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Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

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A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

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What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

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whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

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why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

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How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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