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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

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