What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

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Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

SHUT UP JP

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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