what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

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knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

haha black people :D

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Anti Joke

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