- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's upside down? umop apisdn

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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