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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

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