A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Whose your daddy? Not me

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

A cat playing laser tag.

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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