- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

why was the cat black it was a black cat

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

Yo Momma So Fat!

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

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