I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

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You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

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"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

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Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

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What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

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I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

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your mama so old, shes dead.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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So this guy was making a sandwich...

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

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A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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