- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

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What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

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