the chicken crossed the road. the chicken was then caught by animal control because it was in the middle of a city.

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A Fairly ghetto African-American male and a Korean Merchant pass each other on the streets of L.A. two weeks after the Rodney King riots, what happens? The merchant nods his head to say hello to the African-American and the African-American male does the same and they both live out sucessful lives. By the way the African-American just got accepted to Harvard on a scholarship program.

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

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why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

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What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

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Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

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Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

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Anti Joke

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