- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

So a horse walks into a barn.

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Golf.

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

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