- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

hy did the boy cross the road? to jump of the bridge on the other side.

Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

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Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

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