- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Q: When birds fly in a "V", why is one side always longer? A: There is one extra bird on that side

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

Women's rights

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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