- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

steven hawking walks into a bar

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

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