- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

How come Tommy isn't allowed to sing anymore? Because he has a punctured artery, collapsed lung, fractured ribcage, and a failed organ...

Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

penisvaginaorgasm

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

how do you call someone? use a phone

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Canadians

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

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