I used to have an ugly,black and disabled man as a friend. However, he had a very nasty personality so we are no longer friends.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

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-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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Do You Know You Have Cancer?

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What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

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What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

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What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

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Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

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Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

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What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

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They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

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Rylan Clark

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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