- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. A number is a mathematical object used to count and measure.It is not a living thing and therefore does not possess thoughts and feelings.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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