- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

Hey how is your wife and my kids

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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