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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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