- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

What did the student say to the teacher, after being assigned homework? This isn't my best subject, can I stay after class for tutoring?

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

What's green and can read your mind? Nothing. Some people thinks the answer is a plant but don't listen to them because they are wrong.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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