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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

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What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

If Michelle rides her bike at 15 mph for 20 minutes and Erik rides his bike at 20 mph for 12 minutes, why is Michelle not in the kitchen?

Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

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