Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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What is cowboy say

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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Atheism

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dallen loves penis

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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