2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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