What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

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Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

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Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

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waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

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What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

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Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

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what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

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My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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