What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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