Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

Matt is a Duster!

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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