How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

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What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

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Donald Trump

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waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

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Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

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What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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