A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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A man bets that his friend can't drink five beers in a row. His friend does it and says "See, I told you I can do it!" The man replies "No, I can't see, I'm blind."

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Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances they had to go home early one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends

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A man walks into a bar with a giant banana as a head and the bartender asks why he has a giant banana as a head and the man says get me a drink and i will explain, the bartender got the man a drink and he started to explain why, so i found this real nice golden lamp and i rubbed it next thing you know this genie pops out and he said i get three wishes the first one he wishes for unlimited wealth with a snap of the genies fingers the wish came true next he wished to be the most handsome man ever with a spin and a snap the wish came true but this is where it went wrong, I said to the genie and i cant believe he got me with this one (because genies always put a twist on things) i said: i wish for my head to be a banana

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Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

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a little boy goes down stairs on xmas day he has three presents the first one was a pair of socks the second one was a football and the third one was shin pads the boy was now crying really loud santa is outside laughing why? the boy has no legs

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

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you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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why was kade sad? he shit himself

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What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

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what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

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What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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