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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

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