Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

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What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

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What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

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Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

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My three children are three big mistakes.

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

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A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

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a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

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Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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