- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Chuck Norris is dead......

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

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