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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

Jesus Christ

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

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