- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

13 =B you just learned something

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

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