if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

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Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

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Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

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how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

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Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

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Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

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How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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Apple hates Blackberry.

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You having friends.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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