What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

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Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

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This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

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why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

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what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

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Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

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miha kako si?

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

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On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

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A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

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A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

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Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

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Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

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What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

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Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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