Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

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So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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Q: What do you get when you have water, sodium C14-16 olefin sulfonate, glycerin, disodium lauroamphodiacetate, polysorbate 20, cocamidopropyl, betaine, PEG-6 Phenoxyethanol, PPG-15 Stearyl, Ether, Citric Acid, isocateth-20, Fragrance, Methylparaben, Tetrasodium EDTA, Xanthan Gum, Propylparben, Ethylparagen, and Camelia Sinensis Leaf Extract? A: All New Clean & Clear Oil Free Make-up Dissolving Foaming Cleanser.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

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A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

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"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

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whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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what this: b a dead one of these: p

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Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

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How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

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What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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Anti Joke

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