Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

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9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

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No antijoke here.

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whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

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What's long and black The unemployment line

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What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

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What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

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If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

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Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

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what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

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Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

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Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

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What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

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why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

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How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

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Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

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When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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