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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

Potassium? K.

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

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