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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

Oh my God! A talking dog!

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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