- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

What's funnier than 24? 25

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

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"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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