how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

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What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

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Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

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Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

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Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

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Tilt your screen back .

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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