- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

Men's rights

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

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