- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

i'm hard

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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