A woman who owns a parrot leaves her home, forgetting that a plumber is scheduled to come fix her sink. A few minutes after she leaves, the plumber arrives and knocks on the door. The parrot calls out "WHO IS IT?" The plumber replies, "It's the plumber. I've come to fix the sink." The plumber waits for a minute and, seeing that nobody has come to the door, knocks again. The parrot calls out "WHO IS IT?" The plumber replies, a little more loudly, "It's the plumber. I've come to fix the sink!" The plumber waits for a minute and bangs hard on the door. The parrot calls out "WHO IS IT?" The plumber screams, "IT'S...THE...PLUMBER!!! I'VE...COME...TO...FIX...THE...SIIIIIINK!!!" Just then, the plumber clutches his chest and falls dead to the ground. When the woman returns home, she sees the dead man in front of her door. She opens her door to go to her phone and asks the parrot, "who is it?" The parrot replies, "WHO IS IT?"

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Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

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Whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with one alive at the bottom. Whats worse than a pile of dead babies with one alive at the bottom? It having to eat its way out. Whats worse than it having to eat its way out? It comes back for seconds.

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

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Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

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Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

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What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

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What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

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Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

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give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

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There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

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Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

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Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

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Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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