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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

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