- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

Connor is homo

How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

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