- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

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