- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

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