When A White Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Claps When A Black Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Does Handstands, Celebrations, And Shouts

Person #1: Hello captain obvious. Person #2: Hello.

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

what happens when a dog and a cat have sex? They create a beautiful baby that ends up dieing from cancer.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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