What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

the economy.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

Why is the chicken dead? It tried to cross the road.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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