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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

Get on the boat.

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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