- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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