- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

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