A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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every cloud has a silver lining

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

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what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? Nothing, he doesn't have the ability to open a present.

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A women was driving along in her brand new, swanky, red ferrari when she spotted a red light in the distance. She stopped steadily, following the rules of the road. All of a sudden a loud bang came from behind her where a young driver had hit her at 50 mph. They both come to an abrupt stop and exited their vehicles. The women says "Idiot, you just hit me!" The boys says "oh don't worry, I have insurance."

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what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

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What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

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Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

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A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

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Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

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What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

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Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

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