- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

My daughter got a kinder surprise with cool toy today..... i killed her i didnt even want the toy

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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