- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

who is gay wit mon james cornish

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

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