- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.