What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

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What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

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What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

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What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

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whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

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Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

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What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

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Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

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A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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