- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

Why did the black man wash his feet? PHOIT!!!! He washed his feet in a bird bath... Too bad his car got thrown off a cliff by a bald eagle with no feathers?

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