- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

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What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

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