- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

A baby seal walks into a club.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

Why did the old man die? He was old.

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

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