A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

George W. Bush

this website is a bad joke

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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