- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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