- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

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