- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

"Lassie, Lassie, come quick! Timmy is in the well!" "I'm a dog," replies Lassie. "You folks have ropes, ladders, and opposable thumbs. What the hell could I possibly do to help?" With that final act of disobedience, Lassie was turned into fertilizer.

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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