What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

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If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

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Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

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why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

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Potassium? K.

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tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

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Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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No antijoke here.

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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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womens rights.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

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So, there's a black man, an Asian man and an Irishman who are in a bar, politely discussing wether the Asian's phone would break if it was thrown from a plane in the Pacific Ocean. The black man says "Of course it would break." The Irishman says "I have no opinion on this..." The Asian man says "I think it would break, you are right John." Suddenly, a man enters.

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A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

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Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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