- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

What's as hard as a rock? A rock

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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