- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

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