why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are camping out. After they set up their tent and get inside to go to sleep, they look up at the stars. Holmes asks Watson to make a deduction. "Well, Holmes, I think it's highly probable that other planets outside our own, among those many stars up there, could have sentient life." Holmes points up and says, "Someone stole our tent, you idiot."

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

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Why wasn't the Asian at work? Because the sweat shop was closed on Sundays...

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so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

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knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

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why wont me daughter eat my feces

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Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

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Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

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What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

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1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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