- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

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Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

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