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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

civil rights

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

What happened to the fish? It drowned

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

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