What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

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A man walks into a bar, asks for a drink. He then realises that it was a metal bar and not one that serves alcoholic beverages. He then ponders the mysteries of the world and the universe.

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A man works at a Doritos factory hes worked there for a few weeks and hes made the most Doritos in his line now and the head of the company gives him a promotion he now runs his own line a few months later the head of the company bob comes back to him and promoted him again to now our friend Carl is head of the Factory about two years later bob comes to Carl and hes promoted to head of the east coast he is head of 27 Factories about a decade later bob asks Carl if when he retires Carl will take over the company and he accepts bobs offer 23 years pass and bob retires Carl is the new head of the company so he is about like 65 at this point and he wants some wine so him and his buddies go for some wine Dan says Carl this lines two long so they decide to have some soda and then Jason says this lines longer then the last one so Aiden says to Carl why don't we go get some punch so they all got into line but there was no punch line a.w. j.p.

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Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

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Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

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why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

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What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

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How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

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What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

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knock knock whos there open open who the door

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

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What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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The diamond one below is hilarious.

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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

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What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

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What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

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Ring Ring Hello? Click

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a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

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What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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