- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

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