- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

guess what>? your mum lol

The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! by darragh hamilton

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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