How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

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Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

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How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

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Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

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a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

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How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

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What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

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Why does a man wake up every morning to do the same job over again? Because, wait... what the heck kind of a question is that?

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Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday, Popeyes has a special sale buy one get one free fried chicken. The chicken was like "Oh hell no, today's Tuesday? I'm funna get my feathery-asss out of here.." However, chickens do not know what day it is, nor do they care about being captured by humans. I also made up the part when the chicken began talking.

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What is red? A rock painted red

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

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What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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