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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

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