- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

The child was fired from his job.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

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