Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

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What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

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Read a Book.

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To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

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will you like this joke my sources say no

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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if you can read this you dont' need glasses

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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