How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

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do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

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Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

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A Jew buys something that is not on sale

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Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

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Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

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Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

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Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

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Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

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awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

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What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

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What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

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How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

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Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

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what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

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