- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

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