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How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

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What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

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What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

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A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

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Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

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What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

whats brown and sticky? Doody

why did your mum die young because she had canser

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Golf.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

whats brown and sticky? Doody

why did your mum die young because she had canser

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Golf.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to **** the **** until he ******. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.