You know whats annoying? Steve

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Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

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Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

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Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

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Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

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"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

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lol

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prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh *gasp* *gasp* I need you... Woman: *slams phone* DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

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What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

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What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Baby Seal walks into a club.

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Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

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Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

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a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

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Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

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what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

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