- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and was involved in the killing of 12 other numbers on last Tuesday.

Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

What is worse than torture? Not much.

knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

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