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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The chickens have become self-aware!

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

Slug on ya tooth Gavin David Newman

What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

How do you get a clown off a swing? You kill him with an axe

A fat kid walks into a school. RUN KIDS IT'S BOMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

Your mom showed up at my house last night. I kindly greeted her and asked if I could help her with anything.

A man with a broken arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I broke my arm, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

Why are stand up comedians called stand up comedians? Because they are standing up while telling jokes, dumby.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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