Why did the grandma stop baking cookies? Because she is an aging widow suffering from depression because her family seems to forget her existance as she barely lives day by day wilting in her 1 bedroom home.

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a read head, a brunet, and a blonde sneak into a merchant ship. security hears some noises and goes on to investigate. all three girls jump into banana sacks. security guard kicks the first sack with the read head in it and she growls like a dog, so the security sees its a dog and keeps on walking. he then kicks the sack with the brunet in it, she goes on to hiss like a cat. so then the security guard kicks the last sack with the blonde in it, and she yells out "bananas!"...the end

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How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

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You are joking right?

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

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Roses are red violets are blue... Only not really. Actually light is reflected off them and these colors show up soo....

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My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

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Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

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Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

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what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

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Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

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What's the difference between celery and a truck?

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women's rights.

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