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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

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