- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

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whats the stage after cancer? you die

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

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