hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to prom. First he goes to get a tux but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he hast to get some flowers so he goes to a florist and there is a huge flower line there. It takes forever but he gets the flowers. Next he heads to get a limo, unfortunately there is a long limo line at the rental office and it takes a long time but he gets the job done. Finally the day of the prom comes and the two are dancing happily and are having a good time. When the song is over she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there is no punchline.

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yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

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Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

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Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

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2 men walk into a bar without thier shirts. They get kicked out. 2 women walk into a bar without thier shirts They got beaten almost to death Why? The men dressed up as women, and every hated them so much they beat the almost to death when 2 cops walk into that bar, see the men dressed up as women and they too beat them. Little do they all know that the men disguised as women are really secret goverment agents looking into a drug deal. The drug dealers got away and now we have 2 people sueing the police department and drugs on the street again. Oh yeah I almost forgot: I made this up so if you read it you're going to die withing the next 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 years. I gurantee it. If you dont the men in white coats are going to do extremely painful tests on you and you just might die so then no one will care and maybe get onto thier lives again. Why did I right this? It hasnt happened to me so I dont know If you tell me I will give you something more valueble than gold. Want to know what it is? TELL ME FIRST!!!!

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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How you know when dislextic

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

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are you saying pam, or pan?

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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the power to turn magnetism into light

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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