- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

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