whos a sick fuck? jake morris

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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