- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

Why do girls think they deserve the very best? Because if an ugly girl in twilight can find a hunky vampire and ripped werewolf why can't they. And let's not forget those crappy Disney princess movies.

Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

woman's rights

Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

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