What do I hate? people

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John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

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A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

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a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

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Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

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why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

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What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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