Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

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There was a chicken. It squarked.

A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

what are you mike bibby?

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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