- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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