- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??