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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

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