- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

how do you win a game try your best

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

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