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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

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