A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

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It is true that Trump will make America great again.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

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If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

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Rylan Clark

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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