- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

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