- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

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