How do you stop a plane? Land it.

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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