How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

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What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

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A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

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I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

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What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

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women's rights.

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