- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

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Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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What's better than a stick? A stone

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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