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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? A tragic drowning victim. And later, food for sharks, probably.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

irish man drinking john smiths

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

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