Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

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Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

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You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

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What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

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What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

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what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

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Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

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What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

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a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

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Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

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Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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Wife says to husband, who works is programmer, "Honey get out of bed there is a bug in the bed". Husband says "ok."

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The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop? Depends. Are you applying a lot of pressure and licking in short, round bursts, or are you softly suckling on the treat? Your mouth's pH level is also a determining factor, as the sucker digests at a quicker rate the higher the acid content. To put it simply, there is no correct answer, because the sheer quantity of variables makes it a tootsie-less endeavor. See how I said tootsie-less rather than fruitless? Now that's a real joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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