- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Here come the elephants over the hill!

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

There's my tractor.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

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What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

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