- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

13 =B you just learned something

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

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