- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

Justin beiber comment if u get it

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

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