- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

whats brown and sticky? Doody

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

black chicken. kfc

How does a black guy die? Unknown

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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