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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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