- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

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