What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

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Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

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A young baby died.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

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What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

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Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

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What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

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Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

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A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

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Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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