Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

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