A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

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Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

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''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

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Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

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why did the black guy die? cancer

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Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

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Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

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Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

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how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

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what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

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A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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