- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

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