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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

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