Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

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Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

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roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

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what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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your life

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

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All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

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What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

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there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

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what did one computer say to the other .........

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Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

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teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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