Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

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Why couldn't the man make it to work? Because as he was leaving his apartment, he saw a gruesome murder on the street that was part of an ever-growing and evolving genocide. Quickly following this, he broke down into psychological turmoil and wandered aimlessly through the streets until he eventually reached a forest, where he was taken in by a wild boar and raised to believe in boar-gods. The man died peacefully while planting potatoes.

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A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

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What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

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What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

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how do you make holy water? you burn the hell out of it

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Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

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Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

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Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

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What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

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Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

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What's long and black The unemployment line

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A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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