- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

Why did the man punch NUGE in the face? Because he got angry that NUGE was being such a BA person and he was jealous of NUGE'S style and he just got dumped by his ugly as poop mom which was eating Anti Chicken.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Have you heard the one about Tony Hawk's brother Mike? Neither has he, considering Tony Hawk only has a brother named Steve.

What do you call a black man in a hole? "sir". He is A colnel in the US marines fighting for his country in a pivotal battle to maintain american interests in other countries.

Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

What's funny? Women's rights.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

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