What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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