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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Why do fat people commit suicide

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

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A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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