All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

why was little johnny crying? he had frogs stapled to his face.

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Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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