- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

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roses are red violets are blue i smell meth abkfjbekfhbkfsdshjfbkhb

What did the apple say to the other apple? Nothing, apples are fruits and cannot talk

What do Michael Jackson and a T-Rex have in common? They're both dead.

Today, I was thirsty so I got in my kitchen and took a bottle of juice out of my refrigirator, I realised the bottle was empty, so I immediatly took a walk to the store and bought another bottle.

Three men on a journey stop at a farm and ask the farmer if they might be allowed to stay the night. The farmer consents upon one condition: that the visitors not lay a hand on his daughter. The men respected the farmers wishes and left in the morning.

Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why couldn't Jimmy run in the track race? Because he has been paralyzed since he was 3, due to a horrible accident

Knock Knock. The doors unlocked you can come in. The two men have a nice conversation while enjoying a couple of beers and then order a pizza because they get hungry.

A man bets that his friend can't drink five beers in a row. His friend does it and says "See, I told you I can do it!" The man replies "No, I can't see, I'm blind."

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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