- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

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