An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

roses are red poo is poo

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

women's rights

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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