- Anti Joke

A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

Apple hates Blackberry.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

i dont fisish anythi