Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

Roses are red And heres something new Violets are violet They're not friggin blue

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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