What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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