- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

rocky is here again.......................

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

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