- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

Why did the airplane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot.

Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

The Blonde walked into a wall.

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