- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

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What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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