- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

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