Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

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Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

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What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Your so gay, that you like men!

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

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What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

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how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

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Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

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What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

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Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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