A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

Listen bitch, get over here, let me poke out your fucking eyeball, and then you tell me if it is reasonable or not to fucking be pissed afterwards! As for your goddamn technique, of course I understand it, I use it too, its the ironman method as far as I am concerned. Do not share it with people here, you can go share it with your little "shadow people" but that shit took years to develop. But yeah, you tell me whatever the hell you consider "reasonable" you get me the money, and then we can see about being "reasonable". I know many of your methods, NLP, hypnosis, covert, warm and cold reading, I know you are no fucking psychic nor do you read minds, stop telling me what the hell your "Order" is, because whatever the hell it is, your "Nero`s" have proven on this site alone, that its a laughingstock that in no way could have brought six hundred people towards liking you, even less six millions.

What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

What's 8 foot tall and can't breathe? Ryan Eisenhour

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Micheal Jackson has never been on the moon, Neil Armstrong never had plastic surgery and Micheal was a pop star.

Two men were walking down the road when one of them spotted an old lamp lying in a ditch. After examining the lamp's handiwork for several seconds one man rubbed the lamp with his shirt sleeve. The men then continued down the road.

Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

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