What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

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Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

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Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

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knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

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Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

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Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

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A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

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TRICERATOPS!

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

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What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

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Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get surgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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