Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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