- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

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Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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