FUCK YOU

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

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do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

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Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

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Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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Should a pole bump an alarm?

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Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

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A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

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Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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A man walks into a bar and takes a seat at the bar stool. He then proceeds to look over and said a man in a suit and tie open up the window , jumps, and begins to float in mid air. In amazement he approaches the man. He says " That's amazing! How do you do that?" The man in the suit and tie replies "Drink this liquid and you will be able to fly." The man with excitement quickly rushes to the window, opens it, and suddenly falls to his death. The bartender says to the man with the suit and tie " Superman, you're a real dick when your drunk."

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An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

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