Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

Justin beiber comment if u get it

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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