- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

The Labour Party.

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

Maths.

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

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