- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

we asked cheryl cole what she would do if it was the last day on earth she replied.. id probably spend all the time with my family. wrong cheryl youd spend your last day on earth running away from other people wanting to accomplish their last day on earth dreams

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown, sued the water company, bought a huge settlement and ran off with that slut Little Bo Peep.

Why couldn't Jimmy run in the track race? Because he has been paralyzed since he was 3, due to a horrible accident

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

Three black men walk into a bar. One of the men, having recently reached sobriety, opts not to commence in the consumption of alcohol. The other two, impressed by his level of restraint, decide to leave the bar and take the initiative to turn their lives around for the better.

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