- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

an emo girl walked into a white room

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

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