- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

Dan walked into a jelly fish

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

Homeless man....it's what's for dinner!

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