- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

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