- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

You're so sweet I have diabetes

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