- Anti Joke

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.