A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

miha kako si?

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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