A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

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why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

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whats long and black? a baton

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

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What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

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What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

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As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

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An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

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What is the difference?

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

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"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

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A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

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How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

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Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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