knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

Yo Momma So Fat!

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

Anti Joke

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