What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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