hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

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Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

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A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

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Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

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What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

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Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

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Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

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If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

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what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

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Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

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Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

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What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

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Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

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What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

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A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

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