- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

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whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

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