antonio has a penis head.lol

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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