- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

there once was a black man who played basketball

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

kennah campion when she talks

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

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