Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

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I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

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What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

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I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

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What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

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What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

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Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

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A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

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So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

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Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

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roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

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Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

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What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

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We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

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How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

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Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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