- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

i have yougurt mit traktor

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

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