There was 2 friends named Shutup and Trouble. They were camping and Trouble got lost in the woods. Shutup called the police. Shutup: Hello, is this 9-1-1 my friend is missing. Police: What is your name sir? Shutup: Shut up Police: What? Shutup: Shut up Police: What did you say? Shutup: I said Shut Up Police: Hey are you looking for TROUBLE? Shutup: Yes! Police: Guess what? We found him, he's safe in the station. We will have a officer come by a drop him off. Have a good day Mr. Shutup Shutup: Thank you

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Knock Knock who's there docter docter who??? YOU JUST SAID IT DUMBO!!!!!! lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol

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What is Corey Jacobs favorite kind of sandwich? Big Jumbo Kahona Burger!

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Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

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What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

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How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

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Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

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knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

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Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

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How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

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Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

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Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

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John Cena for president

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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