Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Fat? Jesse Z

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

I'm homeless.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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