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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

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