- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

We found a cure for cancer. Death

How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

My girlfriend reckons that a small penis shouldn't affect our sex life. She may be right, but I'd prefer it if she didn't have one.

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