- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

Barack Obama is a good president.

Knock knock, COME IN!

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

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