whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

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What's just not right? Left

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

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why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

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What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt says thanks.

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What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

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A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

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When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

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Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

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What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

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A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

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What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

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i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

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How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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