What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

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Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

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Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

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Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

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What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

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What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

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A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

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Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

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If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

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Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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